Tuesday, January 12, 2016
David Bowie 1947 - 2016

As with most music, I picked up on Bowie late; I do believe that his was the first single that I ever bought - it was either The Jean Genie in the summer of 1972, or Life On Mars in 1973. I bought it at the record shop in Sidcup, on my way home from school one afternoon. I had seen him on Top of the Pops well before then, but as with many people, despite liking the Starman and his music, was confused by his looks. Once glam-rock took hold, at least we could pigeon-hole him a little (but not for long). I never bought a Bowie album, just those few singles.
I never met him, or went to see him play live, So my memories of Bowie tend to be personal, about times of my life when he influenced things around me.
One such time was when Bowie announced he would be playing a series of gigs at Milton Keynes Bowl in 1983. I was working on NME at the time, and used to manage the classified ads production on press days at the printer or typesetter (we actually moved from our Kettering printer to the Goswell Road typesetter that spring). The important thing about the classified ads was that they had to be in alphabetical order, under their different section headings (For Sale, Records For Sale, Personal, Tickets Wanted, etc etc). Bowie announced about six dates, and soon there was a massive uptake in new lineage ads either wanting to sell the tickets, or to buy, or exchange for different dates. We seemed to regularly get about 200 or so different ads per week for the For Sale section that all started with the words BOWIE, and then usually gave a date, a price, contact details, etc. This boosted out normal page and a bit Classified section to over two pages on occasion, the busiest I ever saw it in my 14 years at NME. Being a bit anal about these things, I insisted that the ads had to be carried in exact alpha order, so the first advert that started BOWIE had to have the next part in alpha order - Bowie A would precede Bowie B, which would precede Bowie C, etc. Putting a couple of hundred of these ads in order very week was a big task, and it was too big for the computer system that typeset them (that could only cope with the Bowie bit, and not much more). So me and my colleagues Barry and Lee (whichever one of us had the classified bit of our job to do that week...) had to sort out the slips that the ads were submitted on into the exact right order, find the typeset ad on the proof page, read and correct it, then mark it with a number to show the running order in that section. Once corrected and re-proofed, we had to stand with the comp who had to cut up all 200 plus ads that started with BOWIE individually and then add each one to the classified page as we made it up - using the number order we had written on the proof - in exact alpha-order. Very time-consuming! I was actually glad when he finally played those gigs, so that the classified page could return to normality (which is more than Bowie ever did!).
It is hard to define Bowie's best period; obviously people remember the great Ziggy Stardust years, but I have a fond liking of his white-soul hits Golden Years and Fame (The Thin White Duke persona). Others I knew loved his return to these shores with Let's Dance, Modern Love, etc. Lots of songs got mentioned on the 10pm BBC news yesterday (which, give them credit, ran a lengthy piece), but that just reminded me of so many more that he worked on (even if he did not necessarily perform or write) - Suffragette City, All the Young Dudes, China Girl - the list could be endless!
For the Man Who Fell to Earth, it was time to return whence he came, Ashes to Ashes, Rebel Rebel, he will be Waiting in the Sky. Farewell David Bowie.
Wednesday, December 09, 2015
Cowboys and Indians
My lovely wife Rachel and I went on holiday in October - another driving jaunt around the south west of the USA. This time, we flew in to Phoenix, and drove across Arizona, eastwards across New Mexico, down into Texas, and then back up for a more northern return route across NM and AZ to Phoenix.
We went to some fascinating places en route, many of them were to do with native Americans, non native Indians, and/or cowboys, hence the title of this piece. We also took in plenty of natural wonders, and a few techie bits and pieces which made for a nice change.
After an initial night in Phoenix, we drove down to Tucson, stopping at Casa Grande - a large ancestral puebloan structure in the middle of the desert that nobody really knows what it was built for. We then drove on to Biosphere2, which is a large glass structure sitting just below the base of Mount Lemmon. Biosphere2 was a fascinating place, and the scene of a very interesting experiment, whereby 8 volunteers were locked inside the building for two years, with only what they had inside at that time to live on - including oxygen and water. As such, they had their own world to live in, but had to regenerate water and air for their use. They had an ocean (measuring about 30 yards by 15 yards, and a rain forest (of a similar size), and two giant lungs which pumped the air around, to help them. They made it through unscathed, albeit with some mental scars, and now the buildings house further experiments and are run by the local University. No longer contained (we saw holes in the windows, and birds roosting inside!), it is a fascinating example of mans experiments on man.
We drove up to the top of Mount Lemmon (via the Catalina Scenic Byway) after our PIMA visit, and the views from the top are very good. We did get waved down by a state trooper for going a little too fast near the top but at least there was no ticket! It wouldn't be our only skirmish with authority on the trip!
We also took a day out at Kartchner Caverns, about 60 miles south of Tucson. These caves were simply wonderful, and have not been open to the public for that many years (just over ten). They are a bit of a gem, as few people visit, and no cameras are allowed inside so spreading the word via images doesn't happen like with many other places. Security is very tight, and you have to go inside with no bags, phones, or photographic equipment of any type, in order that the environment is not damaged in any way. All I have is wonderful memories about the caverns, and the way that nearly everything in there was untouched and therefore undamaged.
On our way back to Tucson, we drove through our first border patrol immigration checkpoint. These are scattered around the south of the USA and try to deter any immigrants entering the States, as the Mexican border is so close and difficult to patrol. As we drove up, the soldier looked in and waved us through without stopping, probably thinking that we both looked like American citizens. We did have passports in hand, but didn't get to show them on this occasion.
Tucson itself was a little disappointing, and we struggled to find anywhere decent to eat, despite being near 4th Street, a hub for students with plenty of cafes and bars.
From Tucson, we drove down through Arizona's southern desert to Tombstone, the site of the famous Gunfight at the OK Corral. We first stopped at Boot Hill, cemetery to those that died with their boots on, whether that was shot, stabbed, hung, trampled by stampede, found in an abandoned mine, killed by Indians (stoned, arrows, and/or shot!) and the like! It's also where the three guys that died in the OK Corral gunfight are buried. Tombstone was very touristy, but I liked it. Much of the sense of history remained, and you can visualize that the town itself was much the same 130 years ago, when Wyatt Earp and his brothers were in charge of law and order.
Leaving Tombstone, we stayed overnight in another old Western town called Bisbee, where there is a huge copper mine, or actually a huge hole, that was once a copper mine.
We had a long drive on leaving Bisbee, and after breakfast near the Mexican border in Douglas, got a little lost and had to ask a passing border patrol man in his car how to get back on route. He was nice, but he must have wondered who were were when we flagged him down!
We stopped at the memorial to the site of Geronimo's surrender to the US Army - he was the last native American (Apache) to bear arms against the state. He had tried to surrender his people at an earlier stage, but had heard rumours that they would all be massacred once disarmed so went on the run again. A great warrior, it was sad how his life was dictated to him over the next 30 years or so, until he died a natural death.
Having hot-footed across New Mexico, we arrived at White Sands National Park. This place was famous for a couple of things - one, that the park area is full of gypsum sand dunes that go on for miles and miles, and secondly that the air force missile range that surrounds the park is where the first atomic bomb was tested (at the Trinity site). We had great fun running up and down the dunes in the late afternoon sun, and then we joined a ranger-led full-moon hike in the dunes which we had booked up well in advance (as there are only six such events per year!). We had a lovely time along with 30-40 others amongst the dunes being told about them by the ranger, all the while as the sun set wonderfully. The full moon rising was fantastic too, and we even saw a couple of horned eagle owls sitting in a lonely tree!
We had another long drive the next day down into Texas; for the second consecutive day, as we were near to the Mexican border, we passed through a border post, and both of these times we were asked if we were "citizens" and when we said no, had to hand over our passports for inspection. With our entry stamps being somewhat hidden amongst the many other stamps in our passports, the guys took plenty of time checking us out. We mis-timed our fuel stops on this day and as we went further south into Texas, got lower and lower on fuel. The roads were so straight, that it was difficult to get your bearings most of the time; you would drive over a ridge expecting to see a town (and hopefully gas station) but they just never seemed to arrive. The atmosphere in our car was pretty hot and the fuel tank very empty by the time we eventually got to a pump and re-fuelled. It had been about 420 miles since we had last filled up with fuel, so there couldn't have been much left in it! We agreed vows on never to drive with less than half-a-tank of fuel after that, which has actually always been one of our previous (un-written) rules of the road when abroad!
Our Texas destination was the ghost town of Terlingua, which is just outside the fantastic Big Bend National Park. Big Bend is one of the least visited national parks, as it is so far away from anything else really! Driving along, there really weren't that many people around, but the scenery was stunning. We drove to Santa Elena Canyon, but sadly we were unable to take the hike into the canyon as Terlingua Creek (which runs into the Rio Grande at that point) was flooded and we couldn't cross without getting very wet. We drove across the park and up into the Chisos Mountains, and had some wonderful views from up there. We didn't have time to do any hikes at the top, but vowed to return one day and make time to seek out the bears and mountain lions that live in relative peace overlooking the northern tip of Mexico. Driving further east, we came to the other end of the park, and Boquillas Canyon. Rachel needed some space, so I ventured into the canyon on my own, keeping a watchful eye out for rattlesnakes! At a couple of places, I saw jars on the ground with notes asking for money, and across the river (in Mexico) a guy would start to sing for a dollar. I declined to give, noting the row boat tied up on the far bank that the guys would have used to retrieve their gains. It was really that easy to get into the US!
Then it was back on the road, but, sadly our windscreen had deteriorated overnight (it got down near to freezing, and the crack tripled in size up across the screen), and we spent ages in Carlsbad contacting the rental car company (Dollar) asking what we should do. Eventually, we agreed with them to get a police report and swap the car for another in Albuquerque the next day. We drove to the police station in Carlsbad and spoke to a couple of officers, and were then shown inside to an interview room. I was getting spooked again - I watch too much US crime TV! Eventually, after we had told them what happened a couple of times, we were told it was nothing to do with them, and we should seek out the local Sheriff, to get the report we needed for the rental company. I still don't really understand the difference between the police, Sheriff's office, state troopers etc - maybe someone can explain to me one day? So we drove back south for ten miles trying to find the Sheriff's office which was hidden at the back of some industrial estate on the edge of town and there we explain the situation again. Officer Cruz was very nice and said our report would be ready in a week or so. We tell him we just need his badge number, which he gives us and off we go again. Did he ever write up the report? I doubt it...
The delay in Carlsbad meant we had little time to spend in UFO-crazy Roswell, and we only got to the UFO Museum 15 minute before closing. We then had another 60-odd miles to go to our overnight stop in Lincoln, which was where Billy the Kid broke out of jail and shot his guards. The Worsley Hotel in Lincoln was lovely (it's where Billy had his breakfasts while handcuffed...), but we were the only guests, and the owner/manager did not live on site, so we were the only ones there that night, which was fun. Next morning, with our planned day of following the Billy the Kid scenic byway out of the window due to having to return the car to ABQ, we wandered around this small town that was the scene of a terrible local war (without which, we would probably never have heard of Billy...) back in the 1880's. It was lovely, but nearly everywhere was up for sale, and you could see that life was a struggle half-way up a mountain in the middle of nowhere.
We made it back onto our planned route that night, and were lucky to be able to listen to a three-piece band play spooky songs (i.e. anything with ghosts, werewolfs, scary, or spooky in the title...) in the local Socorro brew pub on Halloween night.
This was a fun place, and our fun continued as we stayed at the Wigwam Motel that night, bunking down in a (concrete) teepee. The room had all you could want - even hiding the shower area behind the bathroom door (which confused Rachel a little, and then some!). Sadly, as with our accommodation in Tucson, all we could hear most of the night was trains sounding their blaring horns several times as they neared level crossings...(the record was 14, and yes, I was counting!).
We took breakfast in Winslow, Arizona (made famous by the Eagles song "Taking it Easy") and drove onwards to the Barringer Meteor Crater, a big hole in the ground made some 50,000 years ago! Before turning south toward Sedona, we took a quick hike around the Sunset Crater Volcano, scrunching up cinder pathways to a windy viewpoint.
Although we had been to Sedona about ten years beforehand, neither of us really remembered it that well, and we certainly didn't recall the long winding road that led down from Flagstaff to the red rocks area. We stayed in a lovely Inn right beside the Creek, and finally found a restaurant serving decent evening food - sadly they shut at 8.30 so it wasn't that good a place! We still had beer in the car so partook of that back in our cozy room, which had a lovely gas (fake) log fire, while watching one of the Bourne films on borrowed DVD.
With a late flight out of the US, we had all day to do the 150 miles that it was from Sedona to Phoenix. On advice from the lovely Kyarna from our Inn, we drove to Montezuma Castle (an ancient puebloan cliff dwelling), and then via Prescott, the old capital of Arizona. She suggested a couple of places to try for lunch and one of them, Murphy's, was very nice. From Prescott, we drove over the mountains and on to Phoenix via Wickenburg.
In total, we drove 3,130 miles, so it was a long trip, but a good one!
Saturday, October 10, 2015
25 Years Ago Today...
Nick Hornby famously wrote in his first novel High Fidelity that his number 1 dream job would have been -
“NME Journalist, 1976-1979. Get to meet the Clash, Sex Pistols, Chrissie Hynde, Danny Baker, etc. Get loads of free records — good ones, too. Go on to host my own quiz show or something.”
I have never been a journalist, but I did
work at New Musical Express at that time, and twenty-five years ago to this
very day, 10th October 1990, I left my job on NME.

I had some absolutely fantastic times at
NME, working with and meeting some amazing people, many of whom I am still in contact
with. Hopefully most of those I can
still regard as friends (even if it’s just on Facebook!), but I will never
forget those that I have simply lost touch with, or those who are no longer on
this earth.
When I started at NME, Mike and Penny Proctor
were there, along with the dearly departed Frank Lamb, and the infamous Brian B
(also no longer with us). I met Tony Parsons and Julie Burchill on their first
working day (Patti Smith gig at Hammersmith Odeon), and got to catch the train
from St Pancras to Kettering printers every Tuesday with Monty Smith, Phil
McNeil, Jack Scott, Nick Logan, Charlie Murray (AKA Blast Furnace), and many
others. The turnover of staff in the advert department was quite high I think,
and many came along, sometimes left a massive impression (on me, at least), and
left. I fell in (mostly unrequited) love with many of the women who worked
upstairs at Kings Reach Tower or around the corner in Commonwealth House – Wendy, Maz and
Sunie, Tracy Bennett, Jilly Horne and Claire Davies, Alex K-W, Carolyn Hine,
Julie Snow and Barbara Daisy - an almost
endless list! My drinking buddy for many years was Tony O, and I made friends
with others who worked in the Carnaby Street editorial offices – Fiona Foulger
and Steven (Seething) Wells (both now sadly deceased), Julia Murphy, Gary
Crowley, and The Redskins Chris Dean (AKA X Moore) – and I even helped a couple of
colleagues - Kate Hooper, and Karla Faerber - get jobs in the editorial
department.
The Christmas parties were legendary, from
Dingwalls to the Astoria, via Heaven. Rubbing shoulders with your music and
comedy heroes and drinking for free! One year Robbie Coltrane stepped on my toe,
and another year I witnessed Mick Hucknall being thrown out for being a naughty
boy in the toilets. One summer, we had a celebratory afternoon boat cruise along the Thames after a particularly good set of sales figures were announced, and
James Brown and others took turns to
play Dare by swinging from the boat rails with feet dangling in the river just
below. That was a week before the Marchioness disaster! The things people would
do when they had a belly full of free booze!

We played a bit of football at NME too –
games against The Jam, Hawkwind, Madness, and The Style Council, and had many decent
matches versus various record labels. We
entered a five-a-side football league and won it for two consecutive years
until organizers Sparta Florida changed the rules, made it six-a-side and
refused to play us! I do still have the title winning trophies and also very happy
memories of fouling Andrew Ridgley!
I also ran an annual NME pool tournament
for a few years, and organized the games at the Dog & Trumpet, a local pub
at one end of Carnaby Street.
When it was time to leave NME – and it was
the right time to say goodbye to the job I had loved – myself and co-worker
Barry Cooper had a terrific leaving do in the Doggets, Coat and Badge pub on
Blackfriars Bridge. We booked out the top bar, issued the maximum number of
tickets we were allowed, and bought in a couple of hundred quids worth of Becks
beer and white wine to get the party started. We were blessed with some lovely
sunny autumn weather. One of the guys who had taken over some of our work
against our wishes arrived uninvited, and Barry and I turfed him and his wife
out unceremoniously, with him swearing profusely at us. Served him right! We
then went on to have a great nights drinking, and left close to midnight, with
many a tearful goodbye.
I have never been back to the NME offices,
but it is a period of my life that I will never forget.